Love Dress
I stopped by unannounced at my son's house. I knocked on the door then immediately walked in. I was shocked to see my daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
'What are you doing?' I asked.
'I'm waiting for David to come home from work,' my Daughter-in-law answered.
'But you're naked!' I exclaimed .
'This is my love dress,' Cheryl explained.
'Love dress? But you're naked!'
'David loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic. He can't get enough of me.'
Then I left.
When I got home, I undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, and dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for my husband to arrive.
Finally, my darling came home. He walked in and saw
me laying there so provocatively.
'What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' I whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?
HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.........[/font]